adebimpe:

spacestepmom:

HELPDSGFDFH

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angelicroses:

elehnsherrs:

#AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A TIMELORD PARTY BECAUSE A TIMELORD PARTY IS NOT BOUND BY TYPICAL TEMPORAL PARAMETERS AND THUS DON’T STOP

YOU WILL REBLOG THIS ON SIGHT.

swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

(Source: terrer)

velocifaggot:

hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

guys put ‘is a faggot’ for every single one i dare you

(Source: theshiningwizard)

what

(Source: lucy-vanpelt)

arlingtondr:

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

oh i’m sorry what language are you speaking??

that’s right

(Source: wraithewulfe)

liamdryden:

imagine being a Shellder in this scenario

imagine you’re just swimming around one day and you see something that looks pink and fleshy and appetising dip itself into your water

so you elect to take a bite, but OH SNAP it’s a Slowpoke tail

now you’re trapped as part of a symbiotic whole

you’re no longer a full Shellder

you’ll never grow up to be a Cloyster

you’ll never know life as anything else

do you even know life anymore?

are you still self-aware?

it’s hard to comprehend

especially when your entire brain is occupied by one single thought:

“SSSSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW…..”

(Source: eolo)

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

witch-of-derp:

O)( NO S)(-E DIDN’T